Official Orders

The Menu

The following items have been cleared for public consumption. Availability may vary by event, supply conditions, and decisions made near the grill.

Fort Bliss Dog with chili and cheese on a tray.

Field note

Menu availability may change by event. Logistics remains unavailable for comment.

Condiment disputes are handled locally.

Featured orders

Mission-critical picks

Patriot Dog $8

Ketchup, mustard, mayo, and onion. A diplomatic summit in a bun.

Fort Bliss Dog $8

Chili, Colby, and onion. Morale improves immediately.

Sgt. Pepper Dog $9

Jalapenos, banana peppers, sour cream, sweet relish, cheese, jalapeno mustard, and Frank's RedHot. Chain of command not responsible for your confidence.

Nacho Dog $10

Nacho cheese, chili, peppers, and crushed Fritos. Structurally questionable. Emotionally correct.

Korean Smoked Sausage $8

Kimchi / Sauerkraut / Honey mustard

Dog Bowl $8

Chopped hot dog, chili, cheese, and crushed Fritos. For when the bun has been relieved of duty.

Loaded Nachos $14

Chips, chili, cheese, salsa, sour cream, and jalapenos. A full operation.

Not sure what to order?

Uncertain personnel

Patriot Dog

Start here. It gives the appearance of a plan.

Chicago Dog

Classic decision with a long ingredient paper trail.

Fort Bliss Dog

Chili-cheese people. You know who you are.

Sgt. Pepper Dog

Spicy option. Confidence is not a substitute for planning.

Dog Bowl

No bun. The situation stays under control.

Book Armydog

The Menu

Hot Dogs

Sausages

Sandwiches / Grilled Items

Tacos / Bowls / Nachos

Sides & Add-ons